GAME TIMELINE:1:13 AM - Revenge. Chargers put the Jets out of their misery, 18-6. Two touchdowns, a field goal and a two point conversion. Let's assume this one is over with three outs to go. Plenty to come tomorrow...
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12:49 AM - If Mariano Rivera has "Enter Sandman" shouldn't Oliver Perez have "Enter Garbage man?" One thing they have in common? Tremendous consistency.
(Padres lead 17-6 after 7.)
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12:28 AM
Welcome to June, fellow Mets fans.
It's 15-6 Padres. The Mets still can't put two games together on the road and OPD (Oliver Perez Disease) seems to have spread to the rest of the pitching staff:
Main symptoms:
- W - A - L - K - S
- Giving up untimely hits
- Seeing double figures in the "R" and "H" column of the scoreboard.
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Meanwhile, down the right field line, the phone rings. When asked to warm up, Oliver Perez pleads, "I thought I was getting paid not to pitch. Don't call for me."
-Tom Greenhalgh (6/1/10)
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