The Mets issued an apology to Jerry Seinfeld today for giving Miss Gaga his box seats in an unsuccessful attempt to make her less visible and annoying. The team assured Seinfeld that the organization is taking strong measures to "decontaminate" his seats. They would not comment on the unfortunate possibility that Mr. Seinfeld will catch an STD from Miss Gaga's remains.---
Carlos Beltran is still wiping successfully and is still on track to make a return by mid 2014.
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The Phillies haven't scored a run since May 12. Hmmmmm...
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The Mets look to wrap up a road series victory tonight in Baltimore.
-Tom Greenhalgh (6/12/10)
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