My first reaction? HAHAHA. My second reaction? Wow, this is sad and embarrassing.
My third reaction? Hold on a second, why is this kid getting hammered and I'm not?
But, don't get carried away. It was simply "a very brief event, probably involving an empty bottle." That statement coming from parent of the year, Phillies spokeswoman, Bonnie Clark.
Hmmmmm....I have very brief moments involving empty bottles too....in the aftermath of chugging a crappy cheap beer on my way to plasterville.
Live it up Philly. I'm not one to talk, but this is getting a tiny bit ridiculous.
-Tom Greenhalgh (6/8/10)
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