AND he moved the Nationals out of last place!!! ...Actually, no he didn't...not even Sultan Strasburg can perform that kind of miracle...
Despite this, rumor has it that LeBron James reportedly asked Strasburg if he had interest in teaming up with him next year. King James and Sultan Strasburg discussed playing backcourt for Jay-Z's Nets as well as Spike's Knicks. The two also discussed their plans to achieve peace in Uganda.
***This just in***
Reportedly Sultan Strasburg indulged himself in a post game cheeseburger from Five Guys. Rumor has it that he ordered it with the works. It was medium rare, and he washed it down with a large pepsi (roughly 2/3 of the way filled with ice) and the burger "was pretty good." He had fries as well, but only finished about half of them because they were too salty and he was concerned about keeping his impeccable figure - that of which enables him to dominate Pittsburgh type potent lineups every fifth day.
(In a later press conference, Sultan Strasburg confirmed this report. The burger was, in fact, pretty good.)
-Tom Greenhalgh (6/8/10)
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Oh yeah, lost in Strasburg's greatness was yet another great Mets win. 9 straight at home courtesy of Mike Pelfrey, Angel Pagan, Jose Reyes and IKE.
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